Ember is Sitting on My Lap

I sneezed really hard and really loud and said, “Geez!”
Ember said, “What??”
I said, “I sneezed so hard my brain almost came out!”
She said, “Let me see.”
To be funny I opened my mouth. She laughed and said, it’s not in there! I said, “Yes it is! See it wiggling around?” And wiggled my tongue. She laughed really hard and said, “Dat not your brain! Dat your tongue!”

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