My stupid kids missed the bus today and I’m totally screwed! I have to tell them each and every step of their morning each and every day otherwise they literally just stand there. They will sit, staring at their bowls/plates, at the breakfast table, not taking a bite. FOR LITERALLY OVER HALF AN HOUR!! I don’t feed them the second they wake up, either, for that reason. I wake them up early and have them get dressed and do their hair first to wake up enough to eat.
Then IF they finish breakfast without my standing there telling them to eat a freaking bite already they’ll leave the table when I tell them to go put shoes on and STAND by the shoe closet for the rest of the morning. LITERALLY JUST STAND THERE. This is the ONLY time on earth when my kids aren’t running around, screaming, acting like lunatics. But you can bet they’ll do that on mornings they don’t have school!
I have a doctor appointment at 8:30 today. My kids’ school won’t allow them to enter the gates until 8:20!! My doctor’s office is thirty minutes from their school.
What the heck?! I’m screwed.
Payson LOST his shoe AGAIN and that’s why we were late. How can you freaking lose your SHOE in your house. You walk in, take them off at the closet, and go about your day.
I found his shoe ten minutes later on my desk! ON MY DESK!!! WHY?!??!
Oh and he COULD’VE worn different shoes, sure. But he threw an epic fit about it all. GAH.
And though I’m basically yelling in this post I was calm all morning until we were still in the house when the bus came, not even close to being out the door because he was still barefoot! Then I start yelling to find the freaking shoe. I’m not a yeller but I was so pissed today I totally did. And I still feel like yelling at him so I came to post instead. Because now I have four kids in the car, 5 minutes after the bus left, and am trying to figure out what the heck to do with them. I can’t miss my doctor’s appointment, I can’t bring them to school yet and I do not want to bring them to my doctor because they’re horrible human beings when at my doctor. Plus I’m PRETTY sure vaginal exams start this week and HELLOOOOOOOOOO. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH