You all know how I have a tendency to ramble? Well, when I know before I start that there is a lot to say I just have to do it bullet point style to speed things up.
So here goes…
-Early in the week me and the kids have a cold. Fevers, coughing, nose yuckies, etc.
-In the middle of the week I get like the worst stomach bug thing ever and spend the next three days stuck in or nearby my bathroom.
-Friday night (last night) Allan and I, after such a crappy week, decide to stay up a little late (to midnight) watching episodes of The Walking Dead.
-1am, I hear a kid crying.
-It’s Payson and he tells me there is, “poop on this bed.”
-Payson in the bath and I’m cleaning up his bedding.
-Ember wakes up wanting mommy.
-I pass her off to Allan so I can get back to work.
-Get everything clean and Payson settled into a freshly made bed.
-Minutes later it all starts again as there is more, “poop in this bed.” (2am)
-Repeat last 3 steps.
-Decide to put him to bed on my master bathroom floor (it’s open to our bedroom)
-I take Ember into her room to attempt to nurse her again and put her to bed.
-Allan sets up Payson’s mattress in our bathroom.
-Ember in bed with me, she’s nursing to sleep. (3:30am)
-Ember rolls over and vomits. A lot. (4am)
-Ember in bath, Payson sound asleep on bathroom floor during it all.
-Allan holds Ember in a towel while I clean her (our, we cosleep) twin bed and floor and all of the bedding.
-Because the bed is wet from the vomit and cleanup process Ember and I sleep on the futon. (5am)
-An hour after I finally fall asleep Payson is waking me up for some reason or another (he’s my early riser, he likes to get up at 5am, earlier if I let him!)
-Allan wakes up at 10am and says we should get the house ready for a showing.
-I’d told him three or four times that there was NO WAY we were doing a showing.
-He’s pretty set on it so I begrudgingly clean the entire house (with the family)
-We leave the house so the person can look at our house.
-On the drive home, Ember vomits all over herself and her carseat and it gets on Brooklyn.
-We get home and I give her a bath.
-Brooklyn gets a shower.
-I do laundry load number 6? 7?
-Ember is begging to breastfeed.
-Allan cleans the carseat!
-Breastfeed Ember, put her to bed for a nap.