Peeing in the shower.
Getting to skip the crossed legged, squirming, pulling down pants part; the whole wiping and then pulling up the pants and straightening the belly panel part; the hand washing part.
None of that crap. Just relaxing and letting go.
Today in my shower I forgot to shave the back of my left leg. That’s totally ok though because the front is smooth.
And I’m in my third trimester.
Is it wrong to blame everything on my ginormous 28-week-along belly?
Heck no! This thing is always getting in the way and slowing me down! Totally legit excuse for almost everything I ever do wrong these days!