Mommy Takes Back Control (aka Baby Gates!)

Your reign of destruction is over, my child. Over!

I don’t know what you’ll spend your day doing now that you don’t have access to your favorite rooms in the house in which to create chaos. No more stealing your sisters’ gluten-laden food (and therefore giving yourself terrible diarrhea), no more getting into the trash, no more messing with the TV and DVD player, no more playing in the dishwasher… no more, child. No more!
These gates put me back $300. That was unpleasant. Worth the sanity I will surely now get back, but still.

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